Discovery:: Clandestine NYC party
Host:: Kingswood
Coordinates:: It’s tricky. There’s an unmarked door to the right of the restaurant. Enter there. Outside smokers indicate you have found your mark. You will find a narrow staircase. Walk down and you will be in a dark bar and see an adjacent lounge outfitted with black booths. Dividing the two areas are a wall of jars each containing one orange beta fish.
Mission: get drunk and make fun of (or adore, depending on your style) beauties, celebs and fashion industry wannabes.
Disclaimer: By posting this information on world wide web can be an indication that it’s already ‘over’. The Army of M.E. is not the type to ruin these rare secrets that are only ibanker-less for so long. This place was good back in March/April before the aforementioned bankers infiltrated…so don’t blame us, we’ve kept quiet this whole time…

Still not sure where the eff our W is as it has not arrived in the mail, but the peeps at Fashionation have the Giselle ‘Kiss the Sky’ spread up on their site HERE. It was shot by Mert + Piggot -always loved her body and not so much her face but she looks flawless here. Giselle also just turned 28 on Sunday.

One of these things is not like the other. Guess which are designer!
Which ones are: $335 from Opening Ceremony, $24.99 from Payless and $34.99 from Target?



(Really think about it and once you absolutely know go back to the top and click on the links highlighting where they are from for the answer). Let us know how you did.
Medicom Toy will be releasing new goodies on the heels of the ridiculous success of The Dark Knight which broke records in box office sales this weekend. The Dark Knight Twin Pack will consist of a Batman version and Joker version each including Be@rbrick and Kubrick forms, as pictured here.


Is there anyone out there that recalls the Bravo channel of yesteryear when it was located out on Long Island? Bravo used to play back to back independent and amazing foreign films staring Juliette Binoche, directed by Jim Jarmusch, etc. They only played commercials between films (that’s right, uninterrupted films!) Bravo, the commercial laden reality TV channel you’ve come to recognize today, will not entirely lose those of us (me) who only watch for Project Runway. Once PR departs to lifetime, Bravo will replace it with a replica only using artists. Of all the artists I know, I can’t imagine any of them being excited about competing on a reality show under strict deadlines to exploit their talent…that’s kinda not how art is conceived and executed. But horse face Sarah Jessica Parker is behind this -girls gotta keep rolling the dice, that face is getting worse every day! I’m all for helping out the struggling artist and giving them a nationwide canvas to impress upon their talent -I just can’t begin to imagine 16 artists living together and competing. Do the cameras realize they are going to have to turn off for alcohol and joint breaks, which are often? (I refuse to put a photo of horse face on my site, so here’s some random art by my current favorite guerrilla artist, Banksy)

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