Psssst…it’s Monday morning, the middle of the summer and if you’re reading this it means you’re not on some fabulous holiday. So, the Army of M.E. have decided to liven up your morning with some secrets circulating the rumor mill. Firstly, Wesley and Daniel from the current Project Runway are dating. Wesley was auf’d this past week but released the statement, “We met on the show…we tried to keep it very professional on the show because we were both there for our careers, and we didn’t expect this to come out of it. But I’m really happy.” The thing with this is, isn’t Daniel going to feel as if he’s “dating down” in consideration of Wesley’s early ejection? Hopefully neither have a competitive spirit otherwise this will be one rocky relationship!

On the celebrity side of gossip, it seems Madonna’s recent media focus has all been rather contrived (gasp, NO!). There are rumors that she was a ghostwriter on her brother’s book which would really drive home the irony of the fact that she’s a total control freak. She’s also not dating A-Rod but is encouraging the media frenzy surrounding it and further feeding it by planning to wear a Yankee jersey during the finale of her show during the upcoming ‘Sticky and Sweet’ tour. These scandals were apparently created to encourage ticket sales of said tour which are not doing so well. It seems my future ex-husband music producer extraordinaire Pharrell, who helped produce her Hard Candy album, concurs. When asked what about Madonna most impresses him he replied, “she sure knows how to milk publicity and create a publicity stunt.” My love and admiration for him just grew exponentially! Now, there’s a revolutionary not afraid to spread truth! I chose skateboard P for the photo because he’s the hottest of all those mentioned here -even the males in our bunker agree!